When we speak of the sun, so it shines

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

tsukigamisama:

The Lost Hero // Animated Cover

tsukigamisama:

The Lost Hero // Animated Cover

Get over yourself.
A great big fuck you to you, and let’s not forget your side bitch too!

Bigger and better things await, because you can’t keep up doesn’t mean you need to keep me down.

Grow up motherfuckers.


And you had a small dick, but let’s not talk about the little things.

*rant over*

jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

ctmsundays:

boogieordie:

elizabethswardrobe:

Laura Main at the National Lottery Awards.

I love that she always has dresses with pockets. 

Dresses with pockets are amazing!!

I was about to say the same thing about the pockets! It’s adorable!

ctmsundays:

boogieordie:

elizabethswardrobe:

Laura Main at the National Lottery Awards.

I love that she always has dresses with pockets. 

Dresses with pockets are amazing!!

I was about to say the same thing about the pockets! It’s adorable!

elizabethswardrobe:

Laura Main at the National Lottery Awards.

elizabethswardrobe:

Laura Main at the National Lottery Awards.

listoflifehacks:

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aljohnsonwrites:

Having had some time to consider, my reaction can probably be best summed up as:

"Well, that escalated quickly"

cloned-fiona-glenanne:

Why is nobody talking about Call the Midwife?
I just watched an episode where the older Jenny Lee compared the advent of birth control to landing on the moon and said it was a more important achievement.
In the same episode a man attempted to rape Trixie, and no one said it was her fault, in fact, when she tried to say it was her fault, asked “what if she hadn’t flirted with him,?”, “was I being stupid?”, ect… Cynthia told her “No, it was his fault,not yours,” Jenny told her it was okay that she didn’t want to be around men.
And the at the end of it, a woman who had an abortion got a happy ending in the countryside, with the children she chose to have.
This is important.

cloned-fiona-glenanne:

Why is nobody talking about Call the Midwife?

I just watched an episode where the older Jenny Lee compared the advent of birth control to landing on the moon and said it was a more important achievement.

In the same episode a man attempted to rape Trixie, and no one said it was her fault, in fact, when she tried to say it was her fault, asked “what if she hadn’t flirted with him,?”, “was I being stupid?”, ect… Cynthia told her “No, it was his fault,not yours,” Jenny told her it was okay that she didn’t want to be around men.

And the at the end of it, a woman who had an abortion got a happy ending in the countryside, with the children she chose to have.

This is important.

please-dont-knock-four-times:

I should’ve known Downton Abbey would sink so many ships

it started with the bloody Titanic